Gogaku Ryuugaku ni Kita Hazu no Kizoku Reijou, Naze ka Hanayome Shugyou Bakari Shite iru Chapter 2

Chapter 2 — The Noble Lady Who Was Supposed to Be Shopping for Clothes Ended Up Buying Something Outrageous

 

“Souta, I have a request for you.”

Lily, dressed in a black nightgown, said that as she climbed on top of me.

My body stiffened like stone, unable to move at all.

“A-A request... what kind of request?”

When I asked, Lily pointed at her chest. As she untied the ribbon, her chest was revealed. She slipped off her nightgown and let it fall from her shoulders.

“W-Wait! Lily, what are you doing...?”

Lily, now wearing nothing but her underwear, slowly brought her face close to my ear.

Then she whispered,

“Please wake up.”

I felt a heavy weight pressing on my stomach, enough to make my body shake.

“Souta, Souta, come on, wake up already.”

And just like that, I suddenly woke up at the sound of her sweet, angelic voice.

In my blurry vision, I saw the figure of a silver-haired angel.

“Good morning.”

“Mm, yeah... good morning. Lily... wait, this isn’t a dream?!”

I instantly became fully awake.

Lily was sitting on my stomach.

No, looking closer, she was still wearing her nightgown. Not completely naked.

So, part of that was just a dream.

“W-What is it?”

“I woke you up because you overslept.”

...Overslept?!

Startled, I quickly looked at the clock and saw that it was already eight in the morning.

It was indeed time to head for school.

...But wait, today was Saturday, which meant it was a holiday.

“Isn’t it still early?”

I was hoping to sleep a little longer on my day off. When I thought that and voiced my complaint, Lily’s expression turned unhappy and sad.

“...Did you forget?”

“Forget?... Um, forget what?”

“Our date. We promised last night.”

Lily shifted up and down on top of me, sending an uncomfortable sensation through my lower body. I really wished she would stop moving like that.

“Of course I didn’t forget. I was planning to go later in the afternoon.”

“Is that so?”

Lily’s face pouted. It was the look she made when she was upset.

Does she not believe me?

It’s true, I never promised we’d go in the morning, but I also never said it would be in the afternoon.

Maybe in Lily’s mind, she assumed we’d be leaving in the morning.

As I was thinking about that...

Grrrrr~

Suddenly, a sound echoed.

It was the sound of someone’s stomach growling.

“Do you want breakfast?”

“N-No, not really.”

Lily answered while turning her face away, but I could see her cheeks were slightly flushed.

For breakfast that morning, we had a Western-style meal.

A menu similar to an English breakfast, the kind I had missed ever since returning to Japan. I had tried many times to reproduce it.

“It tastes pretty good.”

Lily showed a happy expression as she ate the breakfast I made. It seemed the flavor matched the standards of an English noble lady’s palate.

 

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After we finished breakfast, my mom came home from work.

While she slowly ate her meal, I told her that Lily and I were going shopping for clothes. She handed me some pocket money and said, “You two should also have lunch somewhere nice.”

Once she was done, Mom said, “I’m going to sleep,” and headed to her bedroom. With that, we decided to go out shopping.

“Alright then, let’s go.”

Lily, dressed in a pure white dress, said that to me.

It was one of her personal outfits she had brought from England. It must’ve been one of her favorites.

“Ah, yeah, let’s... By the way, aren’t you cold?”

It was still early April. The sun was shining warmly, but the air carried a bit of chill. Not exactly the wrong season, but it felt like something warmer would be better.

“Really? Japan’s climate is warmer compared to England. I think this is already warm enough since it’s fully spring now.”

She was right—England’s temperatures were much colder than Japan’s. Even though I still felt a little chilly, to Lily this weather already felt warm, as though spring was in full bloom.

“Or... do I look strange?”

“Of course not. That dress looks perfect on you. You look really beautiful. 『You look really cute.』”

With Lily’s flawless face and graceful figure, that simple dress suited her perfectly. Honestly, it felt like only Lily could wear it so well.

When I praised her, Lily’s cheeks turned a rosy red. Maybe because of the white dress, her skin looked even more flushed than usual.

『If it doesn’t look strange, then that’s good enough.』

Lily muttered softly and let out a satisfied little huff.

 

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“I managed to buy some really nice clothes.”

Lily spoke in high spirits after finishing her purchase of a clothing set.

Honestly, I was exhausted.

Every time Lily tried on something, she would always ask for my opinion. And if I gave her the same answer, she’d complain, “You said the same thing earlier.” So each time she changed, I had to seriously pay attention and come up with a different response.

If it were just one or two outfits, that would be fine. But after more than ten, even I started feeling worn out.

“Let’s head to the next place.”

“Next... what else are you planning to buy?”

You still want to shop more?

I wanted to say that, but I held it back and asked Lily instead.

Lily looked troubled, as if she were trying to find the right Japanese words. Then she shifted her gaze around before pointing toward a shop.

“That one.”

“Ah, I see... got it.”

The shop Lily pointed at was a women’s lingerie store. In other words, bras and panties.

Well, underwear was important. At the very least, she had to change it once a day.

“Come on, let’s go.”

“Eh, me too?”

“Of course. I can’t, you know, Japanese.”

Lily said that in a joking tone.

Truthfully, her Japanese was more than good enough to buy underwear...

“But I’d feel uncomfortable going alone...”

Lily lowered her head, then looked up at me with pleading eyes.

With her showing me that face, how could I possibly refuse?

“Alright... I’ll go with you.”

And so, I followed Lily into the shop.

Inside, all I could see everywhere were undergarments.

Even the mannequins looked sexy.

The models in the posters were barely dressed, leaving me unsure where I was supposed to look.

Ah... that model’s face looked a little like Lily’s.

Does Lily wear lingerie like that under her clothes too? No, why am I even thinking about that?!

“...What are you staring at?”

Just as I was staring at the model photo, Lily’s irritated voice suddenly reached my ears.

“It’s nothing, I wasn’t looking at anything.”

“Liar. You were giving it that lewd look... What exactly are you thinking while on a date with me?”

Lewd look...

It’s not like I wasn’t thinking anything dirty, but it still hurt being accused like that.

“I just thought the model looked like you.”

When I said that, Lily’s blue eyes went wide. Her face gradually turned as red as a tomato.

Oh no, I was too honest.

If I wasn’t careful, that could even be considered sexual harassment.

“Ah, I didn’t mean it in a weird way or anything...”

『Then look at me instead.』

Lily said that while glaring at me, before turning her face away with a sulky huff.

She didn’t really seem angry. If anything, she looked embarrassed.

Was she actually happy that I said she looked like the model?

『(So that’s the type he likes, huh...)』

With her face still red, Lily muttered something in English.

Then she turned her gaze toward the model’s sexy pose—no, toward the lingerie displayed right beside it, the same type the model was wearing—and picked one up.

“Souta.”

“...What?”

“Which one do you think looks better?”

Lily held up two sets of lingerie, one red and one blue, and asked me.

...No, don’t ask me about this.

Even though that’s what I thought, Lily stared at me sharply, as if forcing me to answer. It seemed I had no choice but to give her one.

“...In that case, the blue one?”

Lily’s beautiful silver hair... I figured a cool color like blue would suit her better than a warm color like red.

As soon as I answered—

『Why would you answer so seriously? Ugh, that’s such a turn-off. I was only joking.』

This woman, seriously... If I didn’t answer, she would complain. And now that I did, she still found fault with it.

『But, I guess you have a point. I’ll use that as a reference.』

Lily quickly said that as she put back the red lingerie.

Then she tilted her head slightly while carefully examining the blue one.

“I don’t know how to figure out the size. Do you know, Souta?”

“Of course I don’t.”

“True. If you did, that would actually be kind of creepy.”

After saying that, Lily called over a female clerk who happened to pass by.

The clerk’s expression instantly changed when Lily called out to her.

Oh no, I’m being spoken to by a foreigner. But I don’t know English...

Her expression seemed to say exactly that.

『Souta, can you translate for me?』

『Can’t you speak Japanese?』

『But I’m not confident I can explain the size properly.』

After saying that, Lily stepped closer and whispered in my ear.

『My size on top is...』

Lily’s breath tickled my ear. With the topic at hand, it only made me feel weirder.

『Please help me, okay?』

She said that with a faint blush on her face.

If you’re embarrassed, then why not just say it yourself...

“Umm, she wants...”

I relayed Lily’s words to the clerk.

Having to tell a stranger my female friend’s bust size... it honestly made me feel like I was losing my mind.

“Alright then, let’s measure it directly.”

The clerk seemed relieved now that I was there as a translator, and her composure returned.

Ah, so that’s how they handle it.

“Okay, let’s do that. Thank you.”

“Please come this way...”

Lily was then led by the clerk into the fitting room.

Of course, I was left outside.

Waiting alone in a lingerie store was tough, so I decided to step outside and wait for Lily there.

Not long after, Lily returned with a satisfied expression.

“Turns out my size is bigger than before. Measuring really is important.”

“Ah, I see...”

So it was bigger than before. No wonder her figure looked even more stunning.

Before I realized it, my eyes drifted toward her chest.

And Lily frowned.

“Please don’t look at it with that pervy gaze.”

“I wasn’t looking at it like that. Besides, you’re the one who told me your size.”

It’s only natural to get curious after being told something like that...

 

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After that, I kept accompanying Lily as she bought a few other daily necessities—like cosmetics and soap that suited her skin—and before I knew it, it was already one in the afternoon.

“Souta, I’m hungry.”

Lily spoke in a slightly annoyed tone.

If I left her like this, she might take out her frustration on me. Besides, my own stomach had started to growl too.

“How about we have lunch? What do you feel like eating?”

“I want to eat real sushi.”

Lily replied with excitement in her voice.

When it came to sushi, there were traditional sushi restaurants and also kaiten sushi (conveyor belt sushi). Honestly, I thought a traditional place would be better. But Lily specifically asked to go to a kaiten sushi restaurant.

It seemed that the allowance she received from her parents wasn’t unlimited. Come to think of it, when we ate sushi back in England, that was also at a kaiten sushi place.

The taste wasn’t bad, but kaiten sushi in Japan was on a whole other level. Plus, those restaurants didn’t just have sushi—they also offered fried foods, ramen, and desserts.

Lily would definitely enjoy it more too. So in the end, I decided to take her to a kaiten sushi restaurant.

“This is real Japanese sushi! It’s completely different from England! There are so many kinds of fish I’ve never seen before!”

Lily’s eyes sparkled as she exclaimed, watching the plates of sushi pass by in front of her.

The kaiten sushi menu in England had many items that Japanese people wouldn’t even consider sushi. But for Lily, that was what sushi was. So seeing real Japanese sushi, which looked so different, was refreshing and exciting for her.

“Is this fish tasty? What does it taste like?”

Lily kept asking me about the different kinds of sushi.

Even though I tried to answer as best I could, I wasn’t exactly an expert on sushi or fish myself.

“If you’re curious, why not just try it yourself?”

“You’re right!”

Lily exclaimed happily, then started ordering different sushi from the touchscreen panel and ate them with delight.

“I know this one... This is fried chicken, right? Like karaage!”

“That’s not chicken, it’s fried octopus.”

“Octopus? Is that a kind of chicken?” Lily asked in confusion.

『Octopus. Fried food isn’t just made from chicken—it can be fish too.』

When she heard my answer, Lily’s eyes went wide with surprise.

『Hee, fried octopus, huh...! Now I’m curious!』

After saying that with enthusiasm, Lily ordered fried octopus.

Looking slightly hesitant, she picked up a piece that had just arrived and popped it into her mouth.

“So? How is it?”

“It’s delicious. I like this.”

It seemed to suit her taste perfectly.

After that, Lily became fascinated by chawanmushi (savory egg custard), asked what the difference was between fried food and tempura, happily ate shrimp tempura, enjoyed udon and soba, and even finished off mochi, which she found to be a strange kind of snack.

“Thank you for the meal... Everything was delicious.”

Lily said with a satisfied expression on her face.

In front of her was a tall stack of sushi plates. While it looked like only about one and a half times what I ate, but once you added the soba, udon, and everything else, the total amount she ate was probably more than double.

...But how come she doesn’t gain any weight even after eating so much? Could it be that all the nutrition just goes straight to her chest?

That night, I dreamed of Lily teasing me while wearing the lingerie she had just bought. I couldn’t believe I was having a dream like that about my own female friend.

Could it be that I really had stronger sexual desires than I thought, without much self-control?

I felt a little embarrassed about myself.

 

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[Lily's POV]

 

Monday.

For me, Amelia Lily Stafford, this was my second day of school.

After finishing gym class in the first period—

『Amelia-chan, your underwear is so cute. Where did you buy it?』

While I was changing in the locker room, Misato suddenly spoke to me.

Ever since that tennis match, she had been acting rather friendly toward me.

But I had no intention of getting close to my love rival. Besides, this underwear was chosen by Souta, so there was no way I’d tell her that.

No, wait...

『I bought it at a shop near the station. Last Saturday, I went there with Souta.』

『Hee, really? So Souta picked it out for you?』

Misato said that with a smirk.

Without realizing it, I also smiled meaningfully.

『That’s right, Souta chose it for me.』

Strictly speaking, Souta didn’t pick it directly, but I bought the underwear he happened to glance at…

Still, it was practically the same as something Souta had chosen, so I wasn’t lying at all.

When she heard my answer, Misato’s eyes widened.

『Heh, really… Souta picked it. Then that means, Souta already…』

Misato tilted her head, looking irritated.

Even so, she seemed shocked. Maybe she had bathed with Souta before or something, but the truth was—I was Souta’s girlfriend now.

『I don’t know if I should be asking this or not…』

『What is it?』

『Amelia-chan, have you already… had s*ex with Souta?』

Huh?

Had s*ex? With Souta?

I felt my face heat up.

“N-No…! Of course we haven’t done something like that! Indecent acts like that before marriage… God would never forgive it! That’s something only allowed after marriage.”

『Sorry, please keep your voice down. So that means you haven’t, right?』

『Of course not.』

After I answered, Misato’s expression looked relieved.

Even if Souta and I hadn’t done anything s*exual, our feelings of love were still the same. There was no opening for this girl to slip in.

『Then, how far have you gone? A kiss, maybe?』

『…We haven’t.』

When she heard my reply, Misato grinned widely, as if she had won.

Damn it, that smile was really annoying.

『Hehe, I see. That’s a relief. I can’t imagine Souta losing his first kiss before me…』

Misato muttered softly.

First kiss, she said…

Don’t tell me, she’s aiming for Souta’s first kiss?!

『I won’t give it to you. Souta is mine.』

When I declared that firmly, Misato gave me a puzzled look. Then a moment later, she burst out laughing.

『R-Really now… Fufufu, well then, fight hard. Don’t let me beat you to it… fufu』

Kugh… She’s mocking me!

No, I need to calm down.

Right now, I’m the one living with Souta. I’m his girlfriend. My position is way above hers.

Her words just now were nothing but the excuse of a loser.

While calming myself down, I put on my uniform.

Even so…

『Why don’t you change your skirt to a new one?』

The uniform skirt I had reached down to cover my knees. But all the other girls wore shorter skirts that showed their knees.

Especially Misato—her skirt was so short that the inside was almost visible.

Even if Japanese people were known for taking good care of their belongings, there were still limits.

She really should have gotten a skirt that fit her growth.

When I pointed that out, Misato just gave a wry smile.

『I made it short on purpose. It’s not because I’m wearing an old uniform.』

『On purpose? Why?』

『Doesn’t it look cuter this way? It makes my legs look longer too.』

While saying that, Misato touched her skirt.

To me, that just looked vulgar…

『But tennis uniforms are mini skirts too, right?』

“That’s different. They have shorts underneath. And besides, they’re designed that way.”

It’s one thing to wear a mini skirt as a mini skirt. But shortening a long skirt into a mini skirt was just strange.

When I expressed that opinion in English, Misato responded without backing down.

『Changing the design is part of fashion. In Japanese high schools, this is the trend right now.』

“Hmm, I see.”

『Why don’t you try shortening your skirt too, Amelia-chan? I’m sure it would look really cute on you.』

“I’m British.”

『Is that so? What a shame.』

Misato answered with a disappointed tone, slumping her shoulders.

Honestly, I didn’t really care about the skirt lengths of others.

『But, I’m sure Souta would prefer it shorter, you know~』

Ugh!

“T-That’s impossible!”

『Did Souta himself ever say that?』

“That…”

It was true, when I played tennis, sometimes I felt a hot gaze directed at my legs.

And Souta did say my tennis uniform was cute.

Could it be…

『Souta has a leg fetish, you know.』

What?!

“H-How do you know that?!”

『What do you think?』

Misato replied with a sly grin.

Ugh...!

“I-I don’t believe that!”

『Well, that’s up to you, Amelia-chan. Anyway, I’ll head back to class first.』

Misato said that and left the changing room.

After Misato walked out, I reflexively held onto my skirt.

...Could it really be true that Souta prefers the shorter ones?

 

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[Souta's POV]

 

Tuesday.

Today was Lily’s third day attending school in Japan.

“Souta, what do you think? ...It doesn’t look weird, right?”

Lily asked while holding the hem of her uniform skirt.

I felt like she had already asked me about this uniform before. But her attitude this time was different.

Her face was flushed red, and her legs trembled nervously.

For some reason, it looked a little erotic.

This change...

“I shortened my skirt.”

When Lily said that, I finally noticed.

The skirt that used to cover her knees now ended just ten centimeters above them. About fifteen centimeters shorter than before.

“It doesn’t look weird at all, but why?”

“...Everyone else shortens theirs. Even Misato does.”

The uniform rules at our school were fairly loose.

As long as the original form was kept, small alterations were allowed. That’s why most of the girls shortened their skirts.

Especially Misato—hers was so short it almost showed her underwear.

Well, I wasn’t interested in Misato’s underwear or her legs anyway.

“You don’t have to force yourself to follow along.”

Honestly, I liked it quite a bit. But what mattered most was Lily’s feelings.

From her expression, she seemed embarrassed.

If she really felt that way, maybe it was better not to shorten it.

“...Which do you prefer, Souta?”

I wondered why she even asked for my opinion.

Still, I looked at Lily’s appearance again.

Compared to yesterday, her skirt was definitely shorter. But still above the knee. Maybe just a little shorter than the average girl at school. But it didn’t look vulgar at all.

Besides, Lily had very long legs.

With a shorter skirt, that fact stood out even more.

Her pale, smooth thighs could even be glimpsed at times.

『U-Um, if you keep staring like that... so it really does look weird, huh...』

『No, it looks great. You look really good.』

『R-Really?!』

Lily’s voice trembled when she heard my compliment. She fiddled with the hem of her skirt several times, then nodded shyly.

『If Souta says so... it’s a little embarrassing, but...』

『That’s just my opinion. Don’t think too much about it.』

If you’re embarrassed, wouldn’t it be better not to wear it like that?

When I said that, Lily glared sharply at me.

『I’m not wearing a short skirt for your sake, okay? Don’t get the wrong idea. When in Rome, do as the Romans do.』

So she meant adapting to her surroundings, huh?

Well, if Lily was trying to blend in, that was a good thing.

Even if it was strange that she chose to do that by shortening her skirt. Still, despite her efforts, she was clearly embarrassed.

She kept fiddling with the hem of her skirt.

When sitting down, she always pulled it forward with both hands.

When climbing the stairs, she pressed a hand against her butt.

The other girls at school wore short skirts so casually, walking around like it was nothing. That’s why Lily’s awkwardness actually made her look even cuter.

『How about just making your skirt long again?』

When I said that, Lily’s face turned bright red as she clutched her skirt tightly.

Then she looked up at me with pleading eyes.

『I’ll get used to it eventually... Don’t interfere. If you complain again, I’ll kill you.』

...It almost felt like I was awakening some weird fetish.

It might be better if Lily stayed like this.

No—what I meant was, I wished she’d stop.

 

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“How was Japanese history class?”

After the first period ended, I asked Lily.

The subject probably wasn’t something an English girl would enjoy, and there were lots of difficult kanji.

Was she able to follow along?

“It was really interesting.”

Lily replied with her usual expressionless face. But somehow, she seemed to be in a good mood. That meant she really was able to keep up with the lesson.

Her notebook was filled with notes in English.

“Some parts were hard to catch, so... could I ask you to explain them to me tonight?”

“Ah, sure. No problem.”

Tonight, huh...

Having to face her alluring presence every night was torture. But of course, I couldn’t refuse her.

“The next class is English, but you’re in a different one, right?”

I asked, thinking there was no way Lily needed to study English anymore.

If I wasn’t mistaken, foreign students usually had their own Japanese classes.

“I’m in Japanese language class. Do you know where it is?”

“Oh, it’s on the third floor. Want me to take you there?”

“Yes, please.”

As I escorted Lily to her classroom...

Along the way...

“(So that’s the beautiful transfer student everyone’s been talking about, huh?)”

“(Wow, she’s so cute!)”

“(Her figure’s amazing too. Such long legs...)”

“(I heard she’s a noble. She really has that aura...)”

“(Is her silver hair real? That’s so cool!)”

“(Does she have a boyfriend?)”

“(Rumor has it she came to Japan to chase after her boyfriend.)”

“(Wait, you mean that guy walking next to her?)”

It seemed Lily had already become the talk of the whole school. She was the center of attention everywhere we went.

『Um, Souta?』

『Yeah? What is it?』

『I-I feel... like people are staring at me.』

Lily spoke softly, her cheeks slightly flushed.

...Oh, so she was the type to get embarrassed being in the spotlight? I thought she was always calm and indifferent.

『A-About my skirt... It really does look weird, doesn’t it?』

Lily fidgeted nervously, tugging at her skirt. It seemed she misunderstood, thinking people were staring at its length.

『That’s not the problem, so don’t worry.』

『Then what is it?』

『They’re probably just saying, 'So that’s the beautiful transfer student we heard rumors about.'』

『Hmm, I see.』

Lily didn’t seem too bothered after hearing that.

By then, we had reached her classroom.

“Well then, see you in the next class.”

“Okay.”

I parted with Lily and went back to my own class.

Sixty-five minutes later, the second period ended.

Next up was chemistry class in the lab.

“Guess I’ll go pick Lily up.”

I walked to the classroom where Lily was supposed to be.

But she wasn’t there.

Maybe we missed each other.

Or so I thought, until I suddenly heard Lily’s voice.

『No, thank you. I’m not interested at all.』

“Soccer, the soccer club. The manager’s job is...”

I found her not far away, surrounded by three male students.

I recognized one of them as a member of the soccer team.

From their conversation, it seemed the soccer club was trying to recruit Lily as a manager, but she was refusing.

As for soccer... well, of course Lily wouldn’t be interested. Maybe it would be different if it were rugby.

Even so, I didn’t think she’d suit being a manager at all.

“Hmm, I guess she doesn’t get it...”

One of the soccer boys tilted his head.

It probably wasn’t her Japanese that was the problem—more like, they didn’t understand Lily’s English.

“I’m not interested.”

“Hold on. We’re not finished talking yet.”

One of them grabbed Lily’s arm as she tried to walk away.

Lily quickly shook him off.

The atmosphere turned tense.

“Sorry to keep you waiting, Lily.”

I cut in between them, lightly holding Lily’s arm, intending to take her away. But—

“Hey, wait a second. Don’t butt into our business.”

One of the soccer members glared at me sharply.

Technically, club recruiting during breaks was prohibited, but it didn’t look like they were going to stop.

“She’s already joined the tennis club, so she can’t.”

When I said that, the soccer member made a displeased face.

Were they that desperate for members?

“Hey, how about being our manager instead? It’s way more fun than tennis. Plus, there are lots of pretty girls.”

He kept trying to persuade Lily.

It seemed like they wanted Lily herself more than they actually needed a manager.

A perfect chance to shut this down.

『I told you already...』

“Lily.”

『Eh, um, wait...』

Before Lily could lash out at them, I pulled her closer and wrapped an arm around her.

Lily looked up at me in confusion.

Ignoring her reaction, I smiled at the soccer members.

“She’s my girlfriend.”

The mood instantly turned heavy... Maybe that sounded a little too forced?

Either way, the soccer guys froze in place.

“Let’s go, Lily.”

『Y-Yes...』

Gently pushing Lily’s stiff shoulders, I quickly led her away.

Hopefully, no one followed us.

『U-Um, Souta. Please let go of me.』

“Ah, sorry.”

I hurriedly removed my arm from around her.

Lily’s face was flushed bright red.

『Thank you for saving me. But... could you not call me your girlfriend in front of others?』

I probably went too far.

Even if it was just an act, I felt a bit embarrassed myself.

『Sorry. I thought that would be the fastest way to get rid of them.』

『I understand. So, why did you come here?』

『Ah, right. The next class is in the science lab, so I thought I’d take you there.』

『I see. Then, please lead the way.』

When Lily said that, for some reason she didn't meet my eyes.

...Did I make her angry?